Kim Kardashian wore stripper shoes to the Met Gala
Met Gala goes downheel
Met Museum party. Word is Kim K — known to occasionally cloak her behind in designer fake-o’s — sported $60 stripper shoes with that Marilyn shmatta.
Those who know say those shoes are standard operating procedure for a certain element. They’re called a “slot.” Like for dancers at jiggle and wiggle joints.
It’s like SOP as part of a costume. Like maybe at places like Scores maybe. The ladies stash money, cash, tips, inside. Hidden. One pro bought a pair on Eighth Street and New 2021 Jordans stuffed even jewelry inside hers because later she was to be photographed in whatever shreds remained of her wardrobe.
Wearers cannot walk too far too fast too long because, loaded, they’re heavy. And Miss Kartrashian — tugging collie Pete Davidson on his leash — was ste...






