We Should All Be Wearing House Shoes
It’s the second week of January. The COVID-testing line is around the block, Betty White is dead, and there’s not much we can do about everything being pretty awful. But here, in my apartment, I have managed to wrest a modicum of control over the chaos of daily life. Because here, I wear house shoes.A house shoe, for the uninitiated,Hoka Sneakers is a shoe you wear only (I repeat: ONLY) inside the house. A quick dog walk is not a house-shoe situation, nor is running downstairs to open the door for takeout. The bottom of a house shoe must never make contact with the ground outside of your own abode. Some people might have a more loosey-goosey interpretation of the term, but I don’t, and I’ll get to why in a minute.
I first became a house-shoe devotee during the very specific relationship ...